Never let them out of your sight. Never let your guard down. Never fall in love.

I wonder if when pop stars hire Bodyguards, they imagine themselves being saved and whisked off their feet, like a scene straight out of The Bodyguard. Well, maybe not, but Elton John's employees (dumb and dumber) certainly have a lot to learn. They were caught off guard yesterday as photographers started to snap away. They quickly caught up in a clumsy scuffle. Perhaps this photo of Jennifer Aniston will remind them of how bodyguards should look and behave.