Wonky eye fired, search begins for a more appropriate face

Paris Hilton has been fired as the face of two Florida nightclubs that bear her namesake. Club Paris owner Fred Khalilian said he "fired" Hilton

...because she has continuously failed to attend scheduled appearances at the location in downtown Orlando. The troubles started two years ago when Hilton showed up six hours late for the grand opening. She's created a circus for herself, It's all about: How has she screwed up now?

Khalilian goes on to say that the clubs will not change their names as they are so well known but instead of representing the heiress they will represent the city and plans to hold a competition to find the new face of the club.

What a sad state affairs when one cannot even represent them self, especially if all you need to do is party all night in a club and drink for free (granted the club is in Florida, but seriously). Maybe if they put a Kitson's inside she would have shown up.