Forbes magazine released their 20 Richest Women in Entertainment today, or it might have been yesterday, the days just begin to melt together after a while, but when I first looked it over, I was surprised at some of the names on it. Then I realized that this is a list of all the women in Entertainment who've had a career spanning at least 101. Oprah Winfrey: Net Worth (in $ millions): 1,500 - shouldn't this be called the Oprah list by now?
2. J.K. Rowling: 1,000 - Proof that staying in school pays
3. Martha Stewart: 638 - Even jail and lying to the government can't keep her off this list
4. Madonna: 325 - Not the Material Girl for nothing
5. Celine Dion: 250 - She can buy lots of Kayak's for poor people
6. Mariah Carey: 225
7. Janet Jackson: 150 - Obviously has a different accountant than Michael
8. Julia Roberts: 140
9. Jennifer Lopez: 110 - Wont be here much longer when Scientology gets their hands on her
10. Jennifer Aniston: 110
11. The Olsen Twins: 100
12. Britney Spears: 100 - How does she still have all this money?
13. Judge Judy: 94
14. Sandra Bullock: 85
15. Cameron Diaz: 75
16. Gisele Bundchen: 70 - Ignore what I wrote about Rowling if you're hot, just get naked.
17. Ellen DeGeneres: 65 - Does this make her the richest lesbian?
18. Nicole Kidman: 60
19. Christina Aguilera: 60
20. Renee Zellweger: 45 - This should have been the top 19
Anyone notice that only 9 are married?
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