Someone needs to tell Paris that kids are not fashion accessories

Neither are animals for that matter but if this story that is running in Life & Style Weekly is true, Paris wants kids and wants them soon.

'It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,' the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.'

I have never thought Paris was Mensa material but that statement totally supports my theory that Paris has never matured past the age of 9. It explains the not wearing underwear (little girls are always lifting up there dresses: whores), thinks shopping is a job (no concept of reality or money), and her dating habits (just school boy crushes where kissing = sex) Oh, and those all-nighters with her crew? They are just tea-parties. It all makes perfect sense now.

If you're wondering why Paris is broody all of sudden, it comes from her hanging out with Britney Spears. Yeah. Not the best person to learn about being a mother from.