Kristin Cavallari pretends to enjoy basketball

Diposkan oleh Unknown on Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Kristin Cavallari: Oh my god! Who's that hunk of a man over there?
Party Promoter Eugene Remm: That's Ruben Patterson
KC: He's like totally big and strong. I would so do him.
ER: Of course you would but you couldn't handle what he's packin'.
KC: As if! I can handle anything that comes my way. I know what it takes to get to the top. Think he would help me extend my 15 minutes in exchange for a piece of me?
ER: Um, have you heard of Kobe Bryant?
KC: I think so, did he do some Sprite commercials?
ER: Kind of...Lets just say that if Ruben Patterson was going to 'pull a Kobe,' it's not going to be with you.

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