Nicole settles for lunch with Nicky in Paris's absence.

I can just imagine the phone call between Nicole Richie and Nicky Hilton to arrange this lunch date:
Nicole: "Hey, is Paris in ?"
Nicky: "Nah, she's jetting off again from LAX, bitch"
Nicole: " Oh, erm"
Nicky: "Wana hang out with me instead?"
Nicole: " Yeah okay, your pretty fat, so you'll make me looker thinner than Paris does"
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