Jake Gyllenhaal out with his dad.

Jake: Dad, why does everyone think I'm gay?
Dad: Well, since you and snaggletooth Kirsten Dunst broke up, you have been pictured in spandex with Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong.
Jake: But we're just friends who like to hang out and exercise together. Lance won the Tour de France like 6 times, he can teach me a lot and Matthew McConaughey, look at that guy, he's an Adonis.
Dad: You just described another man as an 'Adonis.' That could be why. Call up Jessica Simpson, she's single and desperate for attention. She will make a man out of you.
Jake: Thanks dad, you're the bestest.


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