Even amongst friends, Paris Hilton must be the center of attention

Of course Paris is the last one to get into the limo...

...and the last one to get out. Do you think she sends a memo to all her hanger ons friends with a strict limo entry/exit protocol?
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Kevin Federline passes Hip-Hop 101 (barely)

Kevin Federline performed at the West Hollywood Gay Halloween Parade last night and showed off all of his 'skillz that won't be payin' the billz.' It honestly looks like K-Fed learned everything he knows about Rap from MTV and an Adult Continuing Education class.

Back-up dancers? Check.
Make connection with your audience (in this case: drinking)? Check.
Counteract male boos by addressing the ladies? Check.
Hard-hitting bass to cover up wack lyrics? Check
Show-off dance moves but look tough/cool doing it? Check.
Making smoking weed motion with hand? Check.
Wave hands side to side like you just don't care? Check.
Strong backing vocals to cover up the fact you can't rap live? Check.
Ride off in a bling car (from Beverly Hills Rentals)? Check.

If those were the only criteria to being successful in the rap game, K-Fed would be star. D+ solely for the fact that he got on stage.

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Millions of pets cheer as Bob Barker announces retirement

After hosting the Price is Right for 35 years, Bob Barker has announced that he is retiring and hanging up his skinny mic in June. That collective meowing/barking you hear is millions of pets around the country cheering that their owner's will not be reminded to spay and neuter them everyday.
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